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Journal Entry: Sun Jun 14, 2009, 12:00 AM

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What?



There can be wang enlargers but no vagina smaller-makers? idno. Fruit for thought, I suppose? Speaking of which, and inspired by Molly's creative maneuvering of speech, here I am, as a 3-month-old womb fruit, so to speak, washed upon the shores of a lovely swimming pool.

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Question Tiem!


Spoke with Keith today about some things close to heart, which makes me wonder, are there objects in your life that hold personal significance, that you treasure, and would never give away for anything?




In a way, objects may just be objects. We can't bring them with us when the day is done. The way I see it though, we might as well form attachments if they are meant to be let go in the end. If they can bring us joy, conjure memories both happy or sad... burdens though they may be... but then who doesn't have them? Ahhhh my calves hurt.

For me, there are photos, and some odds and bobs from my father's belongings... all of which I hope to pass down generations, while I tell tales of their gallant ancestor who passed these objects down to me.

Of course there's also my wedding ring. And my father's wedding ring - a simple, 18 carat gold band, with my mother's name "Vivian" and their wedding date "27-7-86" inscribed on the inside, which I wear around my neck on a chain during the day.

On that note, please join me in wishing $Moonbeam13 and *gimp all the happiness a pair of newly-weds could ever deserve! :heart:




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but you can get it restored so that you look like a virgin again :giggle:

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My mum's name is Vivian. Heh. :slow:

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there are vaginal tightener gels

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:iconwatplx2: wat.

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I've never heard of this. Are they for the outer or inner portion of the vagina?

... as much as this might sound like denial, I am not interested in actually getting it :P Just curious of the logistics.

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I think it's a lovely name. We want it to be our future daughter's middle name. If we have one that is :>

I told Keith... what if worst case scenario, I pop twin boys... he said he'd give one away :noes: :lol:

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It's still not the same I suppose :P

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Hey you <3

How've you been? Enjoying the weekend?

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Hello loves, sorry to be a bother, just wanted to put this up for notification: :tighthug: 

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